Ron Swanson Member of Moustachians

You will be missed movember.... see you next year.
Yours Truly,
The Swansonator.

There are two things I am passionate about. The first is Movember and men's health, what a great month we have had! the second is making things from wood #delicious

Thanks for your comment Deb, I have definitely enjoyed my time with the Movember crew and enjoyed trying to raise some money. In other news I hope you enjoy this seductive photo of me, don't worry though that devil woman in the background is no longer part of the Ron Swanson life.

Swanson Tips #1
Bacon Roses are a great way to disguise your bacon and keep it close to you. They also look great and it goes without saying... are delicious.

Thanks for the donation Alastair, accept this photo as a reward for not sassing me

Thank you kindly Dominica, you are clearly a woman with impeccable taste. Here is a photo of me with a corn rows. I believe that's something young people are interested in. This was a dark time for me and this is the result of not having a bacon wholesome breakfast.

Real man use saw's to cut meat. Here's a photo of me offering my meat cutting services to those who are too unfortunate to have manly saw bearing men to help them. What can I say I like to give, look how happy I am.

Horses are majestical creatures, tamed by a strong moustache. Good luck for those betting on the Melbourne cup today.

I have seen a lot of movember "boys" struggling to grow their moustache. It is day 5 and your moustache should be thick and full. If it isn't download the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Learn it and Live by it. Then go out hunting animals.

For those who simply are not manly enough and do not possess the correct levels of masculinity there are other ways to look like a moustached man, such as carving your moustache out of wood it is also a good idea to carve your hair our of wood too that way it will be less noticeable.