Distinguished group of Gentlemen,
Is your top lip ready to bask in the glorious month that is Movember? Some tips to growing a fabulous 'tache below:
1. Beard oil is your friend, it prevents your skin from drying out and itching
2. Wash your face regularly, you want those bristles glistening
3. Look into the mirror for 5 seconds everyday and say "I am the master of my mo"
4. Compliment your fellow Gentleman on his mo. Confidence can make up for any genetic handicap (not you James)
Let's talk it up this month in prestarts and value shares to raise awareness for men's health and also to check in on our fellow mo bro's
Captain.