The Mission: To be the most aesthetically pleasing (and possibly effective) Movember team this side of the Queensland border.

The Team: A hand-picked squad of men whose cheekbones are almost as sharp as their dedication to men's health. We are 'The Hairy Helo's,' and we are here to rescue the world from mediocrity, one meticulously groomed upper lip at a time. This Movember, we're swapping our usual high-velocity pleasure pursuits for a higher calling: proving that you can be both a community servant and have jawline that could cut glass.

Our Pledge: We promise to grow magnificent, sculpted monstrosities that will stop traffic, elicit compliments, and perhaps even inspire a new line of historical romance novel covers. Every single twitch, trim, and tender moment spent nurturing these majestic man-rugs is done in the name of raising funds and awareness for the vital causes Movember supports. We are literally putting our good looks on the line so that our fellow men can live healthier, happier lives