!!! Join me in running the Movember gauntlet !!!
My wife begrudgingly tolerates my close cropped beard knowing without it I look like a 14 year old. Every year I have discussed doing Movember and although she appreciates the charity aspect of it, the thought of having to deal with me looking like Borat is more than she can suffer. So this year I am doing it by stealth and I would like to include you in on it! This is what I propose:

1. From the start of November I start growing out all my facial hair without telling my wife

2. Donors providing over $20 provided for my Movember cause can put their name down on any date in November

3. On the day my wife finally cottons-on and says "why do you look like you have been living under a bridge?" the person that picked that day will be declared the winner!

4. I will match that persons donation up to $200

5. That person can then provide me a mustache style that I will then shave my face into and wear for the rest of the month!

6. If she "baby-brains" it (she is currently very pregnant) and doesnt even notice, in the last week of the month I will run a poll for what I should shave my mustache into